Who do you think was the better cook: MLK or Malcolm? And why?

malcolm cuz he wouldn't water down his ingredients for no one's taste buds!! he'd add all the pepper, onions, and garlic he wanted until he was satisfied!

Who would you rather have as your boss at a McDonalds: George W or John Kerry?

i'd rather have george cuz i'd never get disciplined.....he'd just crack jokes all day and leave me unsupervised for weeks at a time while he went on golf trips.....i mean, sure the restaurant(if you could call it that) might suffer the occasional short register or grease fire, but hey, it happens, right?

What sex would you like to be reincarnated as?

female cuz boys iz dumb

You are discussing the music of Prince with Buddha, Jesus and Mohamed. Which of them turns out to be the biggest Prince fan and why?

jesus cuz buddha wouldnt wanna dance, he'd just sit there listenin and tryin to decipher the lyrics while mohamed would not exactly dig all the sexual references...see jesus would go call up ole girl mary magdelene and stir up some controversy

Why are you an actor/musician?

cuz my sat scores wuz real real low

You wake up severely hungover in las vegas hotel room with no memory of the previous night to find yourself clutching a whip and situated in bed between a snoring clarence thomas (wearing nothing but a white leather mini skirt and fishnets) and condoleeza rice in a catwoman suit. What are the first words out of your mouth?

"i know they say condi act white, but she got a fat ass........."

You are running for president in 2008. What is your campaign slogan?

vote for me and we all get free ice cream every tuesday

What, if anything, do you have in common with Youth?

neither one of us can speak german

If you could feel in everyday life the way you do when you're acting/making music would you still act/make music? And why?

natural high.....drugs & liquor scare me

La Liz was fond of having her favorite chili sent from a Beverly Hills restaurant to wherever she happened to be working in the world. If you had it like that, (and who says you don't?) what transnational or transcontinental craving would you have satisfied during PS's run?

roscoe's chicken and waffles

What did you like most about being in Berkeley?

that gelato place around the corner from the theater

It is the future and the borough of Queens has been given over exclusively to women. Men, while not allowed to live or work there, are allowed 24 hour visitor passports as well as weekend passes - but at a very high cost. To the women: do you think you'd wanna live there? To the men: how often do you think you'd visit?

no cuz chics git on my nerves.....

While browsing thru the Schomburg library you happen upon an undiscovered letter in which Frederick Douglas outs himself as a huge leather queen. According to the letter, he and Honest Abe spent a memorable weekend once in a cozy log cabin. Do you go public with this finding?

only if i find out that one of them was a hermaphrodite

Why is it when you ask artists what they would do if they couldn't do art they usually say "teach"?

same oral fixation...i mean tradition

Which character in Passing Strange would you like to sit next to on a long plane ride? Which would you not like to sit next to? And why.

i'd like to sit next to stewardess #1 cuz i wouldnt have to reach up & press that button, i could just turn to her and say "can i have this" "can you serve me that"...... i wouldnt want to sit next to any of the philistines cuz i heard they got gas..........